It’s been two months since my last post, so I offically fail at blogging. I really want to get into this, so hopefully this go around I’ll keep up with the site instead of being a lazy bastard. A lot of shit has happened since my last post, but here’s a few things.

• Stopped talking to my Ex
• Started talking to the most amazing girl ever, hopefully things work out with her
• Samantha broke my iPhone
• Got the palm pre =]
• Got a raise at work
• Started doing more work on some of my sites
• Had a friend move away =[

That's only a few things, but theres a lot more that I don't feel like getting into.

So pretty much this entire week, with the exception of Monday, I've had to work at our satellite office rather than the downtown office. It was definitely a nice change of scenery to switch offices for a little bit, with the only downside paying 5$ round trip in tolls. It's almost time to head to work, so I'm going to keep this post short, but I would like to point out that Survivor Man don't have shit on big mother fuckin ceege. Tuesday night I had a can of pears, that didn't have a pop top, and no can opener at the office, but I was still able to get it open. I started off banging my key into the top multiple times, and didn't accomplish anything except a few dents in the top.

I then decided to pull out a pair of snips and a screw driver from the truck and was able to get that bitch open =]

Well that’s all for now folks, I swear I’ll keep up with this blog from now on, so check back.

Well I just installed the WordPress application on my iPhone and decided to give it a try =]

Its a useful little app for those that love to blog and I guess I have no excuse for not updating this site since I can do it on my phone.

…is up. Still working on adding the rest of the info, but it no longer gives a 404 error when you click the link =]

I partied pretty hard this weekend…also suffered my first beer pong loss in two weeks, I was pretty devestated to say the least…but hey, you win some, you lose some. I can’t win them all, even though I am pretty baller.

Any of you that read my blog and know me in real life, or have seen a recent picture of me, know that my hair and beard are getting out of control. Here is a picture I took Saturday morning at ~6am (no clue what the exact time was) during a nasty hangover.

Lol…all the trouble I went through to get to the pisser makes me laugh just thinking about it. Needless to say it was a rough weekend. Back on topic. As you can see my hair and beard are a mess. Well they are gone. At least the hair on my head is. My buddy Andy cut all my hair off for me, so it’s a lot shorter now. Makes me look a lot skinnier, so I think I will leave it like it is to increase my baller status. More pictures of that later when I’m not so lazy

As I look at this website more and more, it’s turning into a personal blog rather than a portfolio, which it was originally. I think talking more about my life an the shit that happens is more entertaining than only placing my work on other various accomplishments that no one cares about on here.

More pictures I came across that were on my blog before my server crashed, so I figured I would repost for lols.

The last picture is epic. Brandt an I got stuck on the elevator at work and thought we were going to die. Shout out to the Orlando Fire Department for saving our lives and the building security guards who did nothing but stand around wishing they were real heros.

…I’m lazy, which is why I haven’t updated. I will admit that I was sick for over a week, but wasn’t sick to the point where I couldn’t make a blog post.

Anyway, now to my post.

Last Friday morning I was listening to the BEST morning show on the radio, Monsters in the Morning, and one of the hosts mentioned this iPhone app called photokast. After hearing them talk about it for 20 minutes or so, I decided to download it. It’s a pretty cool app, it allows you to upload photos then let others rate them. I must say my favorite category is the “Am I hot (Women)” =]
Also after going through all the images on my iPhone, I came across a picture from a month or so ago…I think it will prove just how lazy I am.

The image is kinda hard to see since it was dark in the office when I took the pic, but it’s a Mt Dew bottle with multiple straws attached to each other. In building this epic straw, it allowed me to sip on my drank without having to move a muscle and I didn’t have to stop working to lift the bottle up. I would say this is one of the biggest forms of laziness ever.

Next topic. I drive fast. Too fast. I have a total of 9 vehicle citations and I’m only 20 years old…7 of those tickets I obtained between 16 and 18. I need to slow down and stop driving like an ass because it’s eventually going to catch up to me.

This is a picture of me from a couple months ago and was taken by my exgirlfriend with my phone, who needless to say, is no longer part of the team…if you catch my drift. I’m sure this is how most people feel when the step in the car with me, or end up on the same road as me, but I’m sure they are all scared. I think driving like this will eventually be my demise, so I need to keep that from happening.

So I think I’m going to slow it down…

Yea…not going to happen. Sorry for the crappy quality, I was driving fast, it was dark, my music was thumpin, and I’m not a pro with my iPhone camera yet.

Today I got my new monitor at work…YAY! I had previously shared a desk with an employee that was on the day shift, but about a month ago they moved him to another desk and when he left he took the other monitor leaving me with only one. After using dual monitors on a daily basis at home and work, you get use to them and it’s hard to move back to a single monitor, especially when you need to multitask. With only one monitor I could only do one thing at a time, but now with two I can do a lot more. It’s a pain in the ass to have multiple SSH windows open and try to watch all of them when you only have one monitor. Now with my new 22″ widescreen, I can have tons of SSH windows open with no problems.

I need to quit smoking…but it’s so hard. I’ve tried everything from gum to chewing on toothpicks to quitting cold turkey, but I just can’t do it…I always have that urge to smoke. I’m not sure whether it’s the nicotine that I’m craving, or just the hand motions involved, but I’m so use to it that I can’t stop. Smoking is that thing I can turn to when I’m stressed or need to take a break to clear my head. Quitting is one of my New Years resolutions, but I’m not doing very good at it so far.

Hopefully by the time this site reaches it’s goal, I will have completed my New Years resolution of cutting out ciggarettes…completely.

So I figure I should let everyone know the purpose of this site and what my goals are. In a nutshell I would like to claim the title of “#1 Clayton on the internet”. How might one accomplish this task you may ask? Simple…well…not really. To claim the title I would need to be the #1 listing on Google when searching the keyword “Clayton”. The task itself is going to be a very difficult one as there are 36,300,000 results when searching my name, but I’m always up for a challenge.

Some of my top competitors:

• Clayton Holdings Inc.
• Clayton Homes
• Clayton, Missouri
• School district of Clayton, MO
• Clayton County, GA
• Clayton, California
• Clayton State University
• Clayton, North Carolina
• Clayton Companies
• Steve Clayton
• Clayton County, Iowa
• Clayton, New York

I could go on forever listing all of my competiton but I’m going to stop there.

Goal Date? I think I’m going to set the date to Jan 1st, 2010. This gives me 11 months to get this site to #1 on Google. Anyone who reads this and knows how SEO and Google PR work will probably think I’m crazy trying to accomplish this in such a short period of time, but I think I can do it. If not, I can always push the goal date back further.

What now? Time to get started on promoting the site and posting new content to keep people coming back.